If you are a stag party or a hen party or just a group looking for adventure then The Big Weekend could be just the kind of challenging yet relaxing experience that you have been looking for.

Robophallus is the most important part of Roberotics body, this along with other parts of our perfect mans anatomy have been scattered around the countryside.

So the Hunt for Roberotic and his Robophallus is on, will you manfully try to destroy him? Or will you as women regain your rightful place on top and decide exactly what all men in the future will be like?

Coastal Challenge

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After Dark  

Friday

Arrive 18.30

Last minute packing, remember plenty of clothes, water repellent (Dry Martini or Fosters very effective), bore envious friends and colleagues about your trip and then…  

…travel to arrive 6.30ish in time for silly games.  This foreplay is designed to relax and integrate you with the rest of the group before…  

Your search for Roberotic – the perfect man – begins at the shaft of Cupid’s arrow before reaching for the peak on our own indoor climbing wall. Or Option B – down the pub!  

Saturday

Choose one of the following Challenges for the whole group

The Dinas challenge A day amid the spectacular scenery of the Neath valley and your search for the Robophallus continues on a fast moving river gorge walk where you audition for a Timotei shampoo advert, jump waterfalls or leap into plunge pools! OR  

The Coastal Challenge  Rock hopping, climbing, abseiling and sea cave exploration on spectacular Gower cliffs and beaches 
OR  

The Clyne Challenge On-site action in 100 acres of woods including a selection of hashing (manhunt), string trails, raft building, archery, indoor climbing and riding for a day with a difference!!!   
OR  

The Bigger Option Sailing, clay pigeon shooting, surfing - make your choice below

After a three course farmhouse dinner you find that tent maker Mr Canvas has an Erection Problem but if you are very good, we’ll give you time off to sample the local brews on the famous Mumbles Mile – thirteen pubs with a club at either end!!  

Sunday

Depart 14.00

Wakey, wakey!!! For your climax - It’s Challenge Valley – the muddiest assault course in the world – with its secrets – The Swamp, The Pig Pen and….is your quest completed?  

Its home after lunch unless you stay longer and go for the longer weekend option – talk to us about your preference…  

Home for a well earned bath, feet up and fall asleep in front of the telly – and dream of coming back  Well done!  

includes full board accommodation at Clyne Farm Centre or hotels and guest houses within a short drive.

Transport to and from the activity sites is not included 

Want a bit more fresh air - then try The Big Camping Weekend! or even tipi hire
Cost of extra activities outlined below

Quadbiking This is a fabulous half day activity in stunning surroundings on the edge of the Brecon Beacons. After a full safety briefing and practice drive around a short course your are off to the mountains for an experience to be remembered. Close by we also have Paintballing, Clay Pigeon Shooting and Golf Driving Range. Supplement from £30 per person depending on activities.   

Sailing and Power Boat days are available with a supplement of about £40 per person depending on numbers. Water skiing has a fixed extra cost of £150 per day in addition to supplement cost.  

Surfing  Many Hawaiian big wave surfers have started on the famed Gower beaches. Now you can learn to surf in safety with all equipment provided. Supplement cost of £25 per half day.  

Clay Pigeon Shooting  You don't get wet, but you can test your hungover blurry vision, from a supplement cost of £30 per person per half day (min group size 4)

Tennis  Whether you are a budding Wimbledon champion or you want to learn the basics our tennis weekends will get you going in style. Supplement cost of £30 per day.

Locations All activities take place within approximately 25 miles of the centre

Terms

• A 50% non refundable deposit paid at the time of booking

• The balance due six weeks before the Big Weekend

• We reserve the right to change the programmes due to adverse weather or other conditions beyond our control.

• Clyne Farm uses activity providers with appropriate accreditation and public liability insurance of at least £5M. Further details available on request

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